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Otakon 2008 from the perspective of Chooch

  • Aug. 12th, 2008 at 11:02 AM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
It's over. Done with. I had a lot of fun though.



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ffffff, this write up is taking forever. I'll type up the rest later. D:

Funniest shit I've seen all day

  • Apr. 21st, 2008 at 8:36 PM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
At approximately 8:34 Eastern Standard Time, I received a Personal Message from none other than chocowolf on KRR. This PM is entitled "You might hate me for this, but..." This is the message within:

"I have a request for a new board for this forum. You might hate me for this, but...I can't stop thinking about vore, and my parents don't let me go on vore-related sites. So can you please make a vore forum? You don't have to, but...I'd appreciate one. You can say no, just...don't say it in a mean way."

EDIT: Chat responses for extra hilarity

<NJ> Holy sh-
<Shiro> .....
<Shiro> umm
<NJ> Please say it in a mean way.
<Star> OH.
<Star> MY.
<Star> FREAKING.
<Star> GOD.
<Star> WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM
<NJ> I think Star has started on a rant.
<Star> VORE?!
<Star> VORE?!?!?!?!
* NJ has hidden
<Star> WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM
<Star> HE'S EVEN STUPIDER THAN I THOUGHT
<Star> I WANT TO HUNT HIM DOWN AND KILL HIM, THEN BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE
<Star> AND KILL HIM AGAIN
<Star> THAT'S THE STUPIDEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD
<Star> CHOOCH, SAY NO IN A MEAN WAY
<Star> !!!
<Star> HEAR ME?!
<Star> *End rant

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I made a new email address

  • Apr. 21st, 2008 at 7:07 PM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
I did it because my old one had a gay name. ...Yeah.

Anyway, it's cchooch@live.com. The extra C is there because chooch@__ is always taken everywhere I go GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.

So yeah, all those people who added me on MSN Messenger on my old account ADD MY NEW ONE PLEASE. And for those of you who have never added me, here's your chance! Awesome no?

Mar. 2nd, 2008

  • 9:32 PM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
<Chooch> Good lord today has been horrible
<Chooch> I tried to find comfort in going to the Sonic Stadium's chat
<Chooch> But oh no
<Disaster> not a good idea?
<Chooch> First thing that happens when I go in there is someone saying
<Chooch> "We don't get very many vaginas in here"
<Disaster> ...
<Chooch> And three people all go "XD"
<Chooch> In less than 3 seconds
<Chooch> So I changed my name
<Disaster> that's some... good quality there
<Chooch> And then I tried to bring up Sonic
<Chooch> Since you know
<Chooch> It's kind of a  Sonic chatroom
<Disaster> ha
<Chooch> And I get
<Chooch> <RadRed> The chat rooms I usually go into have an extreme lack of Sonic fans so I thought I'd give this place a try
<Chooch> <Noir> Ironically, Ive never seen any mention of Sonic in here
<Chooch> What the shit
<Disaster> ...
<Chooch> So then
<Chooch> I try to change the subject
<Chooch> Again
<Chooch> <RadRed> Anyone here interested the in the game The Club?
<Chooch> <Kogen> It's really "brown"
<Disaster> ...
<Chooch> And after that the conversation (if you can even call it that) shifted to
<Chooch> * Noir shoots Amideo
<Chooch> * Amideo eats lead
<Chooch> <Amideo> Yummeh.
<Chooch> Then they started using /me commands to rape each other
<Disaster> oh loevely
<Disaster> lovely
<Chooch> Which spawned
<Chooch> * Noir puts his- err, her- hands under her breats
<Chooch> Breats
<Chooch> ...I can't even find comfort in a chatroom supposedly filled with "Sonic fans"
<Disaster> iunno what to tell you, man
<Chooch> I feel like I don't belong anywhere...
<Chooch> It's like I should give up on ever feeling accepted anywhere

I've already left #blackicecity completely because my interests seem to conflict with everyone else, I left Project Dark Star, #krr bores me because no one discusses anything I want to, my friendship with NK isn't what it used to be at all, KRR is steadily going downhill with dozens of retarded topics cropping up everywhere and I have the same issue of being different from everyone else there as well. God, I'm, just hopeless. Why do I feel this way? Where do I belong? Anywhere? Anywhere at all?

SMF: EOSAI (Part 3 Preview)

  • Nov. 19th, 2007 at 5:15 PM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~


What's this? A costume change?! Something important must have happened!

After losing his SECOND lover and being beaten to within an inch of his life, Eej went to find himself. But he never did. He just trained and trained as hard as he possibly could so that he may avenge the family he didn't care about. This training took him to many places and each came with many challenges. One of these challenges was during his venture to Pumpkin Hill.

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SMF: EOSAI (Part 2)

  • Nov. 18th, 2007 at 9:16 AM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~


A severe beating, and the death of a second love interest? LOL

Eej was happily at home listening to Linkin Park's "Bleed It Out" on repeat while doing the obvious. His parents were downstairs in the kitchen preparing food, better known as trying to chop each other to bits with kitchen knives. These aren't his blood parents, of course. I mean, since when do you see a good fancharacter that has caring relatives?! COME ON NOW! Suddenly, Eej's second love interest walks up the stairs to the house. She has no name because like in all of these things she dies far to quickly for the author to give her one. She opens the door to be immediately greeted by Eej's "parents" having passionate sex with severe wounds on their face and body. She said "Hello" to the two of them and proceeded to go to Eej's room. When confronted with the sight of Eej's hands nearly severed and the Linkin Park disk skipping dramatically during play, she quickly slapped Eej across the face as hard as she could.

"You son of a bitch!" she screamed.

"I missed you yesterday," she then said with a hug. Eej Superman'd that hoe for 3 hours. Then they heard it. The chanting. It was clearly the cry of the 4chan clan. "DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU!" they chanted.

"There it is! The furfags' house! Kill them men!"

One of the females in the group raised her hand and said "But I'm a girl" in the most pitiful voice ever imaginable. "Females on 4chan?! Blaphemy! This is mad----" He was killed immediately. "Don't you even DARE make a reference like that! Are you insane?!" the second in command yelled. "More like dead," someone in the crown blurted out.  They made a unanimous shrug and brought out their torches. "Oh no! They found us!" Love interest #2 said. "Oh shit" Eej said. "If I'm dead, I won't be able to see my counselor anymore! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"

"But, how?" that girl said (I'm sick of typing love interest # 2 :P). "They're already breaking through the door!" Eej had to think quickly. He looked around frantically, his eyes suddenly going to the window. He realized it was their only means of escape. Eej broke open the window, shards of glass implanting themselves in his right hand. The /b/tards were already inside spraying everything in gasoline. Including his parents that were still having sex. Eej then jumped out of the window and activated his powers of KAOS KUNTROW and began to float. "Jump! Jump with me!" he bellowed. Love interest #2 (Haha, I lied earlier) walked nervously to the window. She closed her eyes and jumped toward Eej, only to fall straight down to her death because she couldn't levitate. "Well, that sucks," Eej said as he was leaving the now burning building. Then 4channers looked up. "Hey! One of them is getting away! Stop him!" They pulled out bows and arrows (from where I have no idea) and started to shoot at our shit-colored hero. He easily avoided them with his levitating powers. Then in a cruel act of fate, his power ran out. Eej fell flat on his face and started to run. The 4channers brought out their secret weapon, a creature with an MS Paint black face and bright red lips. Eej never bothered to listen to the first line.

"SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS!" the creature yelled.

Someone then slapped it in the face. "Wrong line you... you... DOUBLE NIGGER!" he screamed. "Aww forget it, just teleport and catch him on the run." So they did. Eej was the face to face with the people who destroyed everything he didn't care about. They beat him and beat him and beat him and beat him and beat him. Andbeathim
andbeathimandbeathimandbeathimandbeathim. One of the cult memebers was about make the final blow ending Eej's life before someone stopped him. "No, we can't kill the main character... Not yet..."

To be continued...
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~


This is Eej. I am wrighting a fanfic about Eej.

 
It was a cold dark night. Eej sat there, being awesome and not unoriginal. Despite countless characters looking like him. And acting like him. And having a love interest who dies in the middle of his arms and has KAOS KUNTROW. He has no family, as usual. They all died in a fire like they always do. And he blames himself. Even despite the overwhelming evidence that he wasn't to blame AT ALL. Some people from the 4chan tribe secretly came and started it, yelling "YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS" as they did. Eej was distraught that he couldn't stop them. His power level was too low. Now it's OVER 9000, but Eej never told anyone that. Because he hates over 9000 as well as everything else. Because that's how awesome fancharacters are:

EMO

He told everone that he was level 9000 exactly to avoid it. But after the death of his SECOND love interest and the severe beating he got, all that changed.

To be continued...

ATTN: NJ Ninja

  • Sep. 30th, 2007 at 11:23 AM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
You're a fucking idiot, so I don't want to commenting on my LJ anymore. Furthermore, I've found a way for to "ban " you from my LJ. This is the last time you'll be able to comment on one of my entires. Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted!

My first week of school is almost done

  • Aug. 23rd, 2007 at 7:13 PM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
Apparently we're going to do origami in Japanese class tomorrow, so I'm kind of looking forward to that. I almost fell asleep in World History class because of how immensely boring it was. Hell, the only reason why I didn't was because I sit in the front. I also watched a hilarious safety video in my Chemistry class. My favorite part had to have been when a corrosive (able to eat through skin and clothing) chemical was accidentally spilled on a guy by his lab partner. Thus, he goes to the emergency shower, takes off all of his clothes, and starts to wash it off while the (male) lab partner is staring at him the whole time. Looking up and down at him, I might add.  There was also the demonstration of the stop, drop, and roll technique after the dummy's shirt is purposefully set on fire. The camera zooms in so you can't see the person rotating the dummy around and is supposed to give the allusion that the dummy is alive. Oh man, that was hilarious. Well, nothing else was particularly interesting other than that, so I'll just end this LJ post.

Later guys.
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
School was decent again today. The only thing I really had a problem with is that the teacher on my schedule for Info Systems 1 won't actually be teaching my class. I have come to the realization that my Japanese teacher is totally awesome, but the weeaboos in the class annoyed me a bit. Mainly because they all starting giggling at the mention of anime. :\ But if there was anything that actually made me want to hit someone it was the "Square-Enix makes the best video games ever!" comment which is utter bullshit. But, at the thought of it now I kind of laugh. Especially since I'm listening to Axel's theme in Kingdom Hearts 2 right now. :D Well, that's about it for today. I'll let you know if I have to kill some otaku tomorrow who called Ratchet and Clank shit.

Later!

First day of school complete

  • Aug. 20th, 2007 at 4:21 PM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
It wasn't that bad. All of my teachers with the exception of my Trigonometry one were pretty cool. My Japanese teacher Mr. Ogawa made us write down all the things we know or like about Japan. He told us that we could write anything that can be related to Japan including video games, so naturally my list included stuff like Sonic The Hedgehog, Mario, Sony, and the one anime that I used to watch (Bleach). I also threw Naruto on there just for the hell of it.

FEMALE MATH TEACHERS SUCK! BELIEVE IT!

School starts tomorrow

  • Aug. 19th, 2007 at 12:28 PM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
Yep. No longer will I be able to stay up past 3 o'clock in the morning in order to see the Smash Bros. update. No longer will I be able to lie in the bed until 10 in the morning or all those other things that you normally can do over summer break without consequences. Sorry NK, there's no way we can do that podcast thing until Labor Day weekend, but that's not that far away. Plus, we should be able to arrange when we can do it regardless if school is open. I'll still update this, be on the forum and the KRR chat, just not on weekdays on weekdays between 8AM and 3:30PM.

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Two days before school starts

  • Aug. 18th, 2007 at 6:53 PM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
My family and I celebrated my grandmother's 81st birthday today so I've been away from the computer for most of the day. It was enjoyable, but I'm glad to be home and in a place that doesn't smell, you know, old.

And now it's time to finish off last night's pizza! :D

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It's three days left before school reopens...

  • Aug. 17th, 2007 at 11:41 AM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
And I've got a bit of a problem now. When my mom looked at my schedule yesterday she only told me what classes I was taking and not if my schedule was messed up. It is. Apparently, I have 11th grade English for only half a semester instead of the normal (and required) full semester that students have to take it. Pretty stupid, huh? Well, since today's a Friday and my mom happens to be off work today I can't go and get it fixed. So now, instead of seeing if some of my friends from last year are in my classes now I'll be sitting in the guidance office with the idiot who screwed up my schedule so I'll be able to take a full year of English.

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Well...

  • Aug. 16th, 2007 at 11:57 AM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
I'm one day closer to going back to school. Since my mom works at the school that I go to she was able to get a peak at my schedule to see what classes I have. Pretty nice I must say. All of the teachers that I didn't want have been taken out of the picture and I can take Japanese 1 this year!

In other news, I finally have the chance to buy a DS. My sister bet me $50 that I couldn't read my summer reading book in two days and I read it in one. :D Combining that with my pay check from the store I work at and the $55 that I already have on my EB games Edge Card (or whatever that thing is called) gives me enough money to buy it! Well, I guess the question you ask me now is "Which color are you getting?" and I have the answer right here:

 


Crimson and black, baby! Oh yeah! This particular DS comes with a copy of Brain Age 2 and it's only $20 more than a regular DS Lite.

There's only one problem with buying this DS. If I buy it, my chances of getting Heavenly Sword when it first comes out will be almost cut in half. I'm pretty sure that I can still get it, but I'm a bit worried. What do you think?

School starts on Monday

  • Aug. 15th, 2007 at 9:05 AM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
I'd rather be doing other things:



Like being forcefully impaled in the ground for one.

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I feel like....

  • Aug. 14th, 2007 at 12:09 PM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
Someone's been doing this to me for five hours straight:


You Don't Know Me

  • Aug. 12th, 2007 at 6:53 PM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
You don't even know me
You say that I'm not living right
You don't understand me
So why do you judge my life?

You don't even know me
You say that I'm not living right
You don't understand me
So why do you judge my life?

I don't ask for nothing
I'm always holding my own
Every time I turn around
There's something
People talking about what they don't know
And when I try to move on up
They always pulling me down
I'm tired and I had enough
It's my life
And I'm living it right now
You don't know

You don't even know me
You say that I'm not living right
You don't understand me
So why do you judge my life?

You don't even know me
You say that I'm not living right
You don't understand me
So why do you judge my life?

I always wonder why
People try to hurt me
No happiness in their own lives
So they act by all their jealousy
Who are you to say that I'm living wrong?
Always telling me what to do?
I decided, I gotta be strong
What made you think that I needed you?
You don't know me

You don't even know me
You say that I'm not living right
You don't understand me
So why do you judge my life?

You don't even know me
You say that I'm not living right
You don't understand me
So why do you judge my life?

No friends and now no job

  • Jul. 12th, 2007 at 11:35 AM
Chooch ~AKA Coach C~
Yep. I've just been recently fired from my job due to "sucking ass" at it. It really doesn't bother me that much though since it was practically hell being there in the first place so don't feel sorry for me. I've already started looking for another job and things are going pretty well.NaruKabi and I still are going at it, but I've gotten to the point that I just leave whenever he's around in order o prevent the inevitable confrontation. So, that's all that's been going on in a nutshell recently, but I'll be sure to make a new entry if anything comes up.